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Turtle in the Middle of the Road

(Words & Music By GrandBob)
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I wrote this song while I was riding my bicycle on a week long tour across Tennessee. I kept seeing the little critters in the road and began composing this song in my mind.
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LYRICS
There's a turtle in the middle, in the middle, in the middleTurtle in the middle of the road. . .There's
a turtle in the middle, in the middle, in the middle Turtle in the middle of the road. . .Slow down
Daddy, don't run over her Why does she move so slow. . .Daddy can we keep 'er, she's a cute
little creature Must be a hundred years old

There's a possum in the middle, in the middle, in the middle Possum in the middle of the road. .
.There's a possum in the middle, in the middle, in the middle Possum in the middle of the road. .
.Slow down Daddy, don't run over her Maybe there (are) babies at home. . .Awaitin' for their
mama, sweet, little mama Waitin' in a hollow log

There's a skunk in the middle, in the middle, in the middle Skunk in the middle of the road. .
.There's a skunk in the middle, in the middle, in the middleSkunk in the middle of the road. . .Slow
down Daddy, don't run over herIf you do we'll have to hold our nose. . .We'll wish you'd a' missed
'er if you squish 'er And have to get rid of our clothes

There's a buzzard in the middle, in the middle, in the middle A buzzard in the middle of the road. .
.There's a buzzard in the middle, in the middle, in the middle A buzzard in the middle of the road. .
.Slow down Daddy, don't run over her, Dressed in 'er best dinner clothes. . .Must be a dozen of
'er cousins there To help 'er eat 'er dinner in the road