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GrandBob: Corny Jokes

Q: Why did the computer go to the chiropractor?

A: It had a slipped disc.
Ty Roper
TOMMY: Why did the turkey cross the road?

BRAINY BILLY: It was the chicken's day off.

TOMMY: That's an old joke. But why did the turkey REALLY cross the road?

BILLY: It came to my house for Thanksgiving!
Juan Samore
JOHNNY: Billy, does your nose play basketball?

BRAINY BILLY: Why do you ask?

JOHNNY: I just noticed that it's been dribbling all over the place.
Wendy Gale
TEACHER: Class, did you know that an elephant can't jump?

BRAINY BILLY: That may be true, but I've seen a horse fly!
Polly Wanda Kreiker
Q: What does it mean if you're claustrophobic?

A: You're afraid of Santa.
Fanny Flatt
If a package says, "Open here," where else could you open it?
Rick Shaw
Brainy Billy: I can prove that you're not here.

Dull Dan: How can you do that?

Brainy Billy: Well, you're not in Los Angeles, Houston, or New York City are you?

Dull Dan: No.

Brainy Billy: If you're not in those places you must be someplace else. And if you're someplace else, you can't be here!
Reed Booker
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?

A: Because 7-8-9.
Hardy Soule
Q: What has four wheels, no wings, and flies?

A: A garbage truck
Izzy Cumming
Q: Why was the cookie crying?

A: Because it felt so crummy.
Jack B. Nimble
Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?
A: "Robin, get into the Batmobile!"
Jack B. Quick
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

A: Because she had BRIGHT students!
Tippy Toad
Q: What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?

A: Ba-na-na-na !
Fancy Datt
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Arnold.
Arnold who?
Arnold these Knock Knock Jokes really silly?
Burns D. Toast
Q: If there are 60 seconds in a minute, and 60 minutes in an hour, how many seconds are there in a year?

A: Twelve. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd. . .
Wanda Rover
TOMMY: Billy, what time are you going to the dentist?

BILLY: At 2:30 (tooth-hurty)
Izzy Dunne
Q: What do you call a two wheel vehicle that your father rides?

A: A popcycle.
Arndt U. Luckey
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?

A: Because it's too far to walk.
Fairley Serton
Do you know why anteaters never get sick? They're full of anty-bodies.
Lacy Garment
Dr. Jones fell in the well
And died without a moan
He should have tended to the sick
And left the well alone
Mary Mae Mundy
TEACHER: What do you call a dog that has no legs?

BRAINY BILLY: You don't call it anything, 'cause he couldn't come even if you did call him.
Kafi Kramer
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. The first one said to the other," You stay here and I'll go on ahead. "
Adam Zapple
TOMMY: My dad has two pairs of golf pants.

BRAINY BILLY: I'll bet he got a hole in one.
Phillip D. Glass
TEACHER: An island is a piece of land surrounded on all sides by water.

BRAINY BILLY: I don't think so, teacher. There's not any water on the top side.
Alfredo D. Dark
Q: What does the ocean say to the boat?

A: Nothing. It just waves.
Warren Nations
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